"What should we get Momma for Christmas."
"A red wolf"(That's one that I bet nobody here has asked for yet...)"Where would she keep it?""Over there"(As she pointed to a vague corner of the living room.)"Hmm..." I wondered. "What would it eat?""Goats."(Do we have a lot of feeder goats we need to get rid of???)"And who would clean up after it?"
"Someone else would do that."(I should have known...)
I think maybe I should finish up my shopping without her help...